Score: 7

"Ugh..."

submission: Girlchan in Paradise Ep1

date: November 29, 2009

Okay, it was... It was good. However, it's too over the top. You're like, part of the problem now.

Score: 5

"Feels unfinished"

submission: Orgasm Girl 2

date: October 28, 2009

The first orgasm girl was really good because it was a new, if somewhat creepy concept. Then, you told us that you'd be making Orgasm Girl 2. The game has been five years in the making, we were expecting something very good.

Instead, we get something that should be called a cheap knock off. There isn't anything more to this game than there was to the first one, except "more girls" and "items which do the same things, but better or worse", not to mention that the thing is bugged and that you can't play through again without restarting the game.

Don't get me wrong, it's still a good game. But for something which has been FIVE years in the making, this is... Ugh. This feels like it would have taken a month to make. This feels like you sort of just gave up halfway through and went "Fuck it, rehash the first game".

Things you could have done to make this WAY better:

1. More animation. All we get is a still with a face that changes depending on the level of arousal. And once the orgasm happens, it just goes to a "A WINNER IS YOU" screen. For an adult game aimed at creating arousal, this is... Wow. This is bad.

2. Better art. I would understand if you only had a month to make this game. But five years means you could have made some contacts, found people to bring way better art.

3. Better sound. Most of the sound effects (not the music) feel like they were recorded in a tin can. Not to mention that the "orgasm sounds" feel extremely fake. I'm sorry to whoever recorded those sounds, but... Yikes. If you ever make those sounds to try and fool a guy into thinking you had an orgasm, the only reason he won't tell you he knows you're faking is because he's too polite or you're fucking a retard.

4. Actual effort. This game feels botched.

End word: This falls short of both being a fun game and being fap material. The concept was great 5 YEARS AGO. So, since it's basically the same game, I'm taking off one star from the score I gave the original game for each year it took to push out this cheap remake. So, 5 out of 10.

Score: 6

"Nice"

submission: Penguins on a Submarine

date: August 27, 2009

Gave me a chuckle. The sound was kinda bad though, you could really use a better mic for recording.

Score: 10

"Incredible"

submission: Tarboy

date: August 23, 2009

Welcome to the first spot on the top 50 list.

Score: 2

"Potential, but..."

submission: PlayBall

date: June 9, 2009

Impossible to play for a color blind person like me.

Score: 10

"Incredible, but short"

submission: Ninjaman!

date: May 3, 2009

I like the combat system, I really wish the game was longer.

Score: 7

"Please remove the flashing"

submission: In Solitude

date: April 14, 2009

You'll screw with epileptics.

Score: 7

"Fix the jumping"

submission: Armed with Wings 2

date: December 22, 2008

Fix it and this game will be good.

Seriously, way too many jumping puzzles for the crappy jumping system. Otherwise, the game is awesome.

Score: 10

"I love this so much..."

submission: Gears of Awesome

date: December 15, 2008

The over the top anger and violence is just awesome, especially when contrasted with the end. And the Easter egg always makes me laugh. "WA WA WA WA WAAAAAAA"

Score: 8

"I hate you so bad..."

submission: Cursor Attack 3

date: June 17, 2008

That explosion sound when you beat the 55th level. Goddammit. Way to scare the shit out of me.